Our New Mascot!

Our new creepy planter/mascot!  It appeared this morning on the windowsill; presumably it has come for our souls.  In an effort to appease it, we have decided it must have a name, and possibly sacrifices.  However, since fire is not ok in the building and the virgins and small children did not appreciate our attempts to placate our new overlord, a name it must be.  I'm leaving this up to you!  Send me your best suggestions for this creepy thing's new name, and we will vote on the best ones at the shop Halloween Party.